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Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear

Bound to become a classic, Assume the Worst is the ultimate hilarious and cynical, but absolutely realistic, view of a college graduate's future, and what he or she can or can't do about it.

Not only for graduations, Assume the Worst carries a relatable message that can be applied to numerous situations, such as  weddings, career changes, or other major life events where one is changing their course. 

"Readers will be tempted to carry it around forever in your back pocket as a quick reference guide for life." -- Denver Post